Pat O'Neil

I've had ever since Juanita asked to go to LA and you told her, no, my nose has been leaking. Like I have a slow nose leak from, I literally, I think I blew a blood vessel in my brain from laughing and I saw Troy over my shoulder. You have pictures of that, don't you? I went that way for some reason. When shit gets crazy, I go that way. Oh my God. How about a hand for Don l Rowlings? Ladies and gentlemen, don l Rawlings dot com. MGM Grand Thanksgiving Day weekend, Cleveland hilarity, October 16th and 17th, the Donnell Rawlings Show available everywhere you are. Unbelievable. I've always loved you. I fucking love you more than ever. You are just a freak of nature. I appreciate. Our friendship and I appreciate what you do for comedy. Giving people the platform to fucking shine.

Last week, my doctor told me how sometimes erectile dysfunction can be the result of depression. I was like, no, dude. I'm sad because my dick doesn't work. Stop talking about feelings like a chick and fix my fucking penis, please. Pete's sake. Suicide. It's a big issue in today's homeless communities. Not big enough, but we will get there one day. Homeless people, they're always screaming. By the time I'm done with them. Anytime I see one of them with a dog, I think, hey, well, can't be that hungry. So, glass half full.

Recently started taking Krav Maga, which, if you don't know, is an Israeli self-defense in combat system. Pretty intense stuff. First class, we learned how to blow up a hospital. Got to get this. them before they get you, you know. There's a new Black Panther. Could have fooled me. And I don't know who's going to tell the Black Panther this. But every panther is a Black Panther. That's what makes them Panthers, you know? Like, the movie wasn't called 12 years a black slave. Call the NWA the Black Nick. All right, well, you get my point. If they weren't black, they'd be leopards or dragoers, you know, civilized cats. Okay.

I don't have a bidet. Just a dog. School, you know? We don't need technology for everything. A little bit more about me. I love chicks that are into anime. Yeah. Because in my experience, it's always far easier talking your way into the pants of a girl with the mind of a child. Last week I heard this fat chick say she's having a hot girl summer. I was like, I fucking bet.

Folks, girls are so dumb that when you're fucking 'em, they forget to come. Ah, silly broads. Reese Lus with this gal starts calling me daddy anytime I'm in bed. And a girl does that, I always tell him the same thing. He can't help you now. Ah, I don't think saying daddy is like so much of a fetish though, as it is just about how the word sounds. Right? Because it's always daddy never just dad or Papapa. Nobody's ever throwing it back saying Yes father besides altar boys. Okay, that's it. Thank you.

Found a lot of rabbit holes? I'm a furry. Uh, a little about me? Seriously, ever since the Epstein emails came out, I can't even look at a pizza anymore. Without getting hard. Uh, no, no, no. That sort of stuff, it's an issue all over the world. I've recently read a story about a man in the Middle East who married a child. Yeah. It's called the Quran. They put it right in the book. I would have left it out, you know? And speaking of religious texts, I just learned Mind Comph is still available on Amazon. Even worse, they're selling it under cookbooks. Thank you