Pat O'Neil

Folks! Recently started learning French guys want to hear some all right The language of love No, Greta Thunberg's over there in France right now, and here's a question. If microplastics are feminizing society, then why doesn't it work on the women too? That was too far for you guys? Okay. I recently had somebody tell me God is a woman. I was like, that would explain a lot. Mostly all the dead babies. You know, churches in this country, they're tax-exempt. But in my opinion, you should have to pay more to fuck kids, not less.

Here's an idea. Just don't eat in the first place. Saved a bunch of time and money. Went on a Tinder date with a gal. told me she was bulimic. I was like, not tonight, you aren't, sweetie. No, they got dating apps now specifically for plus-sized individuals. So start using them, fatties. Get the fuck out of my feed! No, no. Shouldn't call women fat. You want to imply it, subtly. That's how you get the results you're looking for. Stay out of trouble, you know? Last girl I talked to on Tinder told me, Once you go black, you never go back. And I said, good. We don't want you no more. Okay, that's all. Thank you very much. Just Christ. The real deal, Todd O'Neill. Thank you, folks

Folks, Knock, knock. Jaqua jaqua. Oh, you gonna learn today? Okay. All right. Damn Reset for this next one. I want you to all picture, it's the year 2075, and somehow homeless guys are still wearing Vietnam jackets. Fuck it. Things are built to last. God damn, it's not nearly as many homeless women out there all at my place Recently with a gal. She tells me size doesn't matter. I was like, I know if it did, I wouldn't be talking to you. Fucking big fatty. Okay, that's enough. Thank you.

There's something I need to get off my chest. Hooker poop. So let's get the show on the road. I'm trying to get home. Gonna wash off. Let me ask you right in the front. What's the difference between cryptocurrency and monopoly money? You can't pay a blind hooker in crypto. That's right. Halloween around the corner. That special time of year you're allowed to say spook. And give candy to kids. It's like the purge for racist pedophiles. You ever notice how many whores go to themselves for Halloween? What's going on with that? No holiday spirit. Apple bobbing season. My favorite time to deep throat a fruit. Okay, that is enough for me. Thank you.

During COVID, I lost a lot of weight, intermittent fasting. Or is it known in Africa, life? Okay. There's no KKK in Africa. Just mosquitoes, nature's clan. All right, switching topics. Midgets might seem like they get drunk faster, but that's really just the way they walk. And you know how to deal with a Jewish mission? Easy bake oven. A small across. Okay, thank you.