Kill Tony #788

I would like to dedicate this to Glenn. In 2009, a man named Glenn went missing. And now I have 14,000 followers on Instagram. How are you? Now, I have written the two most impo…

Hello, hello. Any parents out here? Yeah, yeah. I'm a new dad, I'm a new dad. Trying to be a good dad too. But sometimes being a good dad comes out like a bad cop. I'm chasing t…

How's it going? Hey. I try not to be sexist, but growing up in this day and age is kind of hard sometimes in the society. 'll give you an example. One time I was at work and I w…

Human beings are very intelligent, but we're also very stupid. Dumb stuff excites us. For example, if a bubble where to fly in front of my face right now, somebody in the crowd…

Yeah. I think white women are done. I think they cooked. White feminism, white womanhood, that shit is over with, man. And it's Lindsey Clancy's fault. If you're watching the tr…

I can cross this off my bucket list. And as you can tell, I'm old as fuck. So one last item. on my bucket list. So I have to be honest with you, I'm not from Texas. I'm from Min…

Hi, hello. I'm Tyler. I'm a metrosexual. I like to jerk off on the bus. Good to see you, sir. How are you? Actually, you're creeping me out, man. You look like you don't wash yo…

I'm still drunk from early Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise. One more time. Professor Darkstorm. For Professor Dark Storm. Will someone help him with his tripod that he def…

I'm about 1.5 Milford is deep. So let's see how this goes. Guys, let's do this. I also eat pussy occasionally, so What's up? Yeah. I know people like to call this the slur touri…

I hate when I'm not on my period. Because then I don't have an excuse to be a bitch. When I am at my period and you cut me off in traffic and I call you a fucking cunt, I can be…

My name is Billy McFarland, and yes, I am the creator of fire festival. Relax, guys. If I organize this, you still be stuck at the fucking airport. It'd be a little grateful, al…

Somebody told me I looked androgynous the other day. I said, you mean to tell me I look like I can breathe on land and in water? Is that what you're trying to tell? I love compl…

I feel like every comedian nowadays has a joke about 9-11, trans people, and Michael Jackson. So I have done The Impossible and put all three of those things into one super joke…

During COVID, I lost a lot of weight, intermittent fasting. Or is it known in Africa, life? Okay. There's no KKK in Africa. Just mosquitoes, nature's clan. All right, switching…