Ehsan Ahmad

We're at war with the Middle East again, which will do wonders for my act because I'll tell you what, the terrorist jokes were getting old, but now 10 more years. Baby. Shout out Ayatollah. I did think it was crazy. We stopped funding the TSA right before we attacked Iran. I thought that was crazy, right? Like, like I'm just getting into hockey, but I'm pretty sure you don't pull the goalie first period. I think you let him play some defense. You know what I mean? It's a, it's a long game because here's the order of operations with what happened in Iran. One, the government shuts down, then we stop funding the TSA, then we attack 'em. Then it comes out that the guy who bought the World Trade Centers a couple months before the attacks and suspiciously insured him against terrorism, just bought another tower in Los Angeles. It is like, call me paranoid, but it is very American to run a remake. 20 years later. That is what we do at, at LA Hollywood remake of 9/11. That might not be that bad. You know what I mean? Like, like this time the hijackers are all women. Like that's what it is. A female 9/11. That could be good. You know what I mean? We could get lucky. They might miss the towers again. It's like, damn, you didn't hit the towers, but you hit the curb. How did you manage? Alright, thank you for that.

Hey, I think the darkest thing going on with Kanye West is his diamond and crusted swastika chain chain. That's dark. 'cause if you know anything about the diamond business in this country, you know the person who made that chain is Jewish. So there's a guy out there that knows exactly how much his soul is worth. Oh they, what do you want me to make? It's gonna holocaust You fucking That is a rough joke to do in Yeezy. I'm aware of that. That is, yo, these shoes are comfortable as fuck. I don't care. That's all I care about. You could say the worst things in the world about Muslim people. If you made the most comfortable our shoes, I'd wear that shit with pride too. You'd be like, what are those? They'd be like, oh these. Oh these you mean the new Chinese Muslim concentration. Camp Sevens bro. Shit. Flames. The uighur force ones dog. I got them at Little Bean. That's where I got him. Alright. I been Ehsan Ahmad. Thank you very much.

Man, it is a scary time to fly. You know how I know it's bad. I am also nervous at the airport. I am on your side. The energy to me on an airplane has shifted dramatically in the last two months because when I used to walk on a plane, people looked at me like, like what's he up to? What's he planning? But now when I walk on a plane, people look at me like, well if this thing goes down and we need someone to take over, he might have the right training. It's a scary time to fly. A military helicopter crashed into a passenger plane. When that happened I was like, oh, things are different. 'cause when I was younger, when the American government wanted to ram an aircraft into something, they outsourced it. The jobs are coming back, baby. They're coming back.

So Israel and Palestine just signed their ceasefire, so Hamas will talk to them. The whole thing started when Hamas paraglided into a rave, which, take the context of everything that happened outside of it away, that does sound like a great day with the boys. You know what I mean? Just smoking weed in the cave. Just Abdul, get the paragliders. Just fucking, holy shit, Abdul, it's working, it's working! Just two flags on your paraglider, one Palestinian, and then it says Saturdays are for the boys. You know, just fucking committing a terrorist attack to a rave to techno. Just digga digga da, digga digga digga da, digga digga digga da, digga digga digga da, digga digga digga da, digga digga digga da. That was Sandstorm by The Root, in case you missed it