Myles Johnson

Hello uh multicultural audience good to see ya i wanted to tell you guys uh there is no inward pass you just got to be brave for once in your fucking life gotta take a fucking chance yeah there's no n-word pass sorry guys uh i know that because even black people we can't say the n-word whenever we want can't talk to my grandma like that hey pass the mashed potatoes old nigga come on give me them taters you old ass nigga come on oh i love when you call me old ass nigga You're so sweet. Imagine a black doctor talking to you like that Doc, is my husband going to be okay? Ma'am, this nigga's got And this nigga's got hepatitis, halitosis, tuberculosis You name it Thank you I noticed a dramatic decline on laughs but i said imagine a black doctor

Hello, hello, white people. It's good to see you all. I love, I love whites. Whites are great. It kind of makes, it just, thank you. Just kind of makes this next part a little harder to say. If what the liberals have been telling me is true, white slavery is oming. I understand it's not the best news to hear from me, I get it. I'll be good to you, all right? I don't want one, all right? I'm a nice guy. Can you imagine a guy like me, guy in glasses? Just fucking, just fucking... Oh, boy, come here, boy. Oh, God, that feels right. Your name is Davion now, boy. guy just fucking just Luke Brian my name is Luke Brian

Hello. This is an impression of a guy who's trying to be threatening but he forgot his gun. All right here it is. Are we gonna have a fucking problem here pal? You want to take it here dipshit? Shit like that. I've been jerking my dick crazy. I've been watching these J.O.I. videos. Have you guys seen these? J.O.I. All right a lot of guys playing Ray Charles right now that's all right. That's all good. It's cool they're it's always white ladies though I notice it's always white ladies in the J.O.I. videos. It's short for jerk-off instruction by the way. For cowards and women it's short for jerk-off instruction. All right can I finish it? Yeah okay. I think it's always white ladies in the J.O.I. videos. I think it'd be cool if it was an old black lady. Go ahead beat your dick off now baby come on now. Come on baby. You're doing all this J.O.I. you need to get a J.O.B. that's what you need to get. Your nasty ass little freaky dicky ass motherfucker.