Jerry Debo Smith

I like to eat pussy. But don't get me confused with these young dudes eating ass calling their groceries. That's not groceries. That's chittles and you niggas need to stop. That is chittles. I think a lot of dudes eat ass because they still don't know where the clitoris is, but I do. And because of that, I have two rules, ladies. Like, the first one is if I can smell it before you take your pants off, I'm not eating that shit. And they always get mad at you when you tell them that they pussy stink like they don't know. Like, but you knew that pussy smell like a 91 degree day in Puerto Rico before you. you came over here. And the second one is, um, if you ever had an abortion, yeah, I always lose people on that part. But fuck that. Somebody got murdered in there. Y'all know niggas don't fuck around in haunted houses. My tongue, my choice, bitch. Thank you.

Ahhh the whites.... Ey a lot of people can't tell by looking at me though, I like to tell people this all the time, I'm actually mixed myself. My mama's white, my dada's black. There's a lot of pros and cons to being a mixed kid. Like the biggest con to being mixed, is I've got high blood pressure and mesothelioma - that's fucked up. Y'all laughing but someone don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. And here's the best part, this the part I like the most. I have a big dick and a high credit score. My eyes up here n*gga get the fuck outta here. All right I'm lying listen... My dick is huge but my credit is fucked up son. My dad told me a long time ago when I was kid he said, "it don't matter if you got good credit if yo dick big, you'll find some fat white women to buy you anything you want.". I was like, "n*gga is you talking about my mother?". I almost whooped his ass that day. That was the day.