Ronnie Rohrbeck

You guys hear I Scott someone yesterday. Holy shit. My mom texted me, she's white and she goes, Hey, your aunt and uncle are worried about you, bitch, you are not. And like, honestly, what does she have like a life insurance policy out on me? She hasn't told him about me. She's like, I hope they mistake him for illegal. And like the worst part is like, I think my mom cares about me, but she doesn't because the other day she goes, she called me over and I was helping her In the bathroom. She put a, a blood pressure cuff on my arm and she put it and it was perfect reading. And she's like, fuck. I went home. She sent me a care package of Doritos and popcorn. This bitch wants me to die just to prove a point. Oh no, honestly, it is cool. I just celebrated 10 years of my citizenship. I've lived here for 27 years. My parents didn't tell me, like, they didn't tell me about like they saw the wounded armor. Like we could get him on a discount.

Guys. I am celebrating nine years of my citizenship. I've lived here for 26 years. I was adopted by white people. I have a disability. My dad got me off a fucking tax write off. No, honestly, like he was an asshole because growing up he never taught me Spanish. So that any, so anytime I would act out, he would be like here. He, he'd always threaten to send me back to the homeland and like he goes here, they call you Ronnie. Back at home, they would call you jaguar bait and he would always use past tense. So I knew he was serious. And the worst part about it is growing up, like I never thought my dad was an asshole. Like I never thought my dad was an alcoholic, but I knew my dad was an alcoholic because at the age of four, he would make me make his cocktails for him and he would put the shaker in my bad hand and call it exercise. Thank you guys.