Dedrick Flynn

You know people are gonna tell you that women want you more when you have like a girlfriend or a wife, becayse they want what they can't have. But I'm here to tell y'all it's just becayse we look better... because we're better kept. have y'all seen single dudes ? Single dudes look and smell like what happens after kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator. And then the radiation melt the ice and then the mold come in and then it form a body and crawl and is like,

Did y'all know that a company can buy your debt from somebody else? Jefferson Capital emailed me, and they said, hey, we bought your debt from Sprint. You owe us money now. No, nigger, you bought it. That's yours now. If I leave a dog outside and you adopt the dog, it's not on me to feed the dog, right? That's not America. That's your debt now. I know Sprint, nigger. I don't know you. I know Sarah as Sprint. Sarah know why I couldn't pay and why I was putting something on it. Jefferson Capital, nigga, I can't even Google y'all. I'm never gonna, what the, what kind of a stupid-ass company by debt from other people? Niggas that go online and they feed the homeless on HD cameras? What kind of shit? You think I'm gonna, nigger, I see Sprint commercials every day, and I go, oh them niggas, they'll never see it. you come to me like Jesus didn't even when Jesus paid for our sins that nigga never sent me an email being like the adultery that you made like that's my time

Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I got some beef for Austin, Texas. I don't wanna be the dark storm of Austin, Texas, no more how y'all been treating me. Because right now, I'm homeless, and I'm the richest homeless nigga in Austin, Texas. I applied for three houses to move into, and one of the houses texting me, no matter what pay stubs, I sent them. I said, I'm doing good right now. One of them hit me back and they said, your credit is bad. What the landlords want is for you to write an essay about why your credit is bad and what you intend to do about it. Nigger, this is the essay. I was poor. That's why I moved here, bitch. Did you look at anything? Did you Google me at all? I was home. homeless before, but you want me to write a... Nigger, that feel like slavery to me. You want me to write you an essay about why I was poor and why my... Nika, credit wasn't real, and it's still not to me. I don't need credit. I'm making the money. But they want me to write them an essay. That shit is... What the fuck is Austin, Texas doing? You want me to write you an essay so I can stay in a house you don't want to the... live in no more. You want me to live in there and then pay you money to live. That shit, let me be homeless. Let me be homeless because honestly, I miss my homeless dick package that I used to give women. I used to fuck good as fuck when I was homeless. I was a better boyfriend when I was homeless because you had to fuck a girl so good that she go to sleep. Rich nigger dick for fucking six months, which is mostly like, I'm too tired. I just did s-h-h-a-niggin' ain't got nowhere to go. I'm gonna fuck you whenever the fuck you want to. I'm doing moves. I never even thought possible. Leg up, sideways. I want to get back to that package. And I was a better boyfriend when I was homeless. I learned how to fold a fitted blanket when I was home. How to fold clothes when I was homeless. Normally, I just wash clothes, I put them on a bed, and then I sleep on it because my bed is too hard. That's my time. I love y'all.

My therapist told me I can't be a YN no more. A YN mean young n*gga. Because one, I'm 35, and that energy is dangerous with a n*gga with no ACLs. So now I'm on my WPN shit. It's a white people insurance. I just got health insurance. I did, I had you, because now I gotta start going to the doctor. I was against going to the doctor because my uncle told me at a young age, he was like, the emergency room is free. Right? And we lived based on that. And then after I went to college, I just started using my student loan debt because they won't let you die if you own student loans. Because student loans is the only thing that you could only pay with by dying. And like, you can't do, like, bankruptcy. So, like, I would use that to my bit. Y'all remember when the cops was real mad at black people? And it was scary, right? Everybody was scared, but not me. Every time I got pulled over, I would roll down the window. And I'd be like, I owe $40,000 to Sally Mae. And then the cop be like, ah, all right, I was going to shoot this shit out of you, nigga. I didn't know. Even when you go to the hospital, if you want to get to the front of the line, you got to go tell them, n*ggies, you got a student law. I don't care what's wrong. You could have a car door stuck in the middle of your chest and it's actively giving you AIDS for some reason. Nigger, you did, you will get soft. Like you would get, N*gga, you come in there, you like, I got $120,000 in student loan debt with the ethics and philosophy degree. N*gger, Dr. House, Dr. Mario, the n*ggas from Graves Anatomy, scrubs show up. Y'all notice there no n*ggas died from COVID that has through the loan debt.

Houston is like a big ass Atlanta favorite Houston rapper Pimsy that meant everything to me he said n*gger I ain't so much shrimp I got iodine poison now Pimsy is known to live his raps and I'm gonna tell y'all that ain't shit that n*gger research that happened to him that n*gger woke up in a hospital and then a doctor was like your blood levels with iodine you're about to die Pempsie He said, is somebody trying to poison me? He said, no, I don't think that. Let me think. Mr. Pimsy, do you ever eat a baller amount of shrimp? He's like, hell yeah. He said, how much shrimp do you eat? He was like, I don't know about this much. This much money is how much shrimp he eat. I've been chasing that iodine poisoning my whole goddamn life. Thank y'all so much.

Armadillos are just Mexican turtles. I thought that's what the word armadillo mean. Because I've been trying to create some secret ooze to turn these n*ggas into teenage mutant ninja Mexican turtle. You don't even gotta change the name. You know what I'm saying? It's just Ravale, Leonardo, but I'm Master Splinter. Now that I got y'all in a silly thing, I gotta get to some beef that I got. Fuck the n*gger who made the low battery noise and smoke detectors. Me, they smoke detector don't never go off. That shit be on. 15 years. N*gger, either kill yourself or not. I hate a battery that don't actually want to die. But then now I know it's a conspiracy. They turned us into sleeper agents. They want us to be ghetto. Because in 2001, I opened up the smoke detector. And if y'all remember, Doris L used to be able to have these buttons that you could press and see how much energy was left in the battery. N*gger, it was full. I'm done.