Tony Pepperoni

Hey, how many Gen Z does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six, seven? When I say Papamia, you say Papapia. Hey, what do people with dementia like to draw? A blank. My gay friend hung himself. I'm not going to make a joke about him. That would be low-hanging fruit. Wow.

Hey it's a me. Tony Pepperoni. Hey, what do you call it when the Wright brothers do nine 11. The wrong brothers and Mama Mia. When I say Mama Mia, you say Papa Pia. Mama Mia. Papa. Hey, what's a fat lady's favorite computer? Adele or Mama Mia. Hey, how is anxiety's like vaping? Just 'cause you're not ashamed of it, doesn't mean it's not gay. What was that say? Some racist jokes. Okay. What do you call a Chinese guy with a lot of money? Cha-ching. I, what do you call an Italian with herpes? A Tony Pepperoni.