Justin Tamayo

So I'm a single dad. Do you have any single dads here? Probably not. All right. Figure that. My son's 18 and I'm 36. So I started pretty young. Yeah. One thing I found out pretty young is that you're not supposed to cream pie and have a curfew. Can't do that. I came home from school and my mom's like, are you ready to have a baby? I was like, can I put my backpack down? No, it's, I'm very lucky. My son's a great kid, but raising a young man, there's a lot of like male competitive energy. Right? Like, every time I go to his room, I make sure I am knocking on that door. It's super hard because God forbid I walk in on him jacking off and I find out he's got a bigger dick than me. You gotta move out, bro. You gotta move the fuck out. I don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm real lucky. And I, it's like I can see him now, right? Like getting out of the shower. Hey dad, you unload the dishwasher. Fuck. Okay. All right.

So my buddy just came back from his honeymoon trip in the Virgin Islands and when he was out there, the tour guide on the boat, he said, if you look just right out there, you can see Epstein's Island. I'm like, what the fuck? He looked over his wife, I said, what the fuck? He said, yeah. And if you go on the beach and you grab a seashell, you can hear a kid cry. Yeah, it's fucked up. Y'all laughed at that. But that's, yeah. Sorry. You got any single people here? Yeah. Fuck Yeah. I'm doing that online dating or what I call, I keep getting tricked by fat girls. The worst kind of fat girl on there is the pregnant ones because no, that is not the threesome I wanna have all I'm Justin Tamma. Thank you guys.