Bobby Ludlum

Up, Austin, Texas. How the hell are you? My name is Bobby Ludlam. That's our first to Bobby and Alaska. Lincoln Union Delta Lima Alpha Mary. If any of you are fucking cops out there. I moved here from California because in California you have to suck dick for stage At least that's what I thought. Boy, was I embarrassed. I was trying polyamory, which is Latin, for lonely on Friday night. I tried to get my girlfriend to have sex with me in the public restroom, you know, the family restroom at the public pool, and she said, no, what if we get caught? And I told her, don't worry, I'll just tell them you're my sister. I only play tag with non-binary, so I can call them it. Bedtime must be a confusing time for the parents of a trans lad, Do you stop tucking him in? I drew an extremely detailed picture of Israel after a drone strike, and I accidentally invented a new form of art called hyper-Israelism. I don't always wear a watch if I want to know what time it is. I pull out my cock and someone says, hey, your cock's out and it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon