Grant Adcock

Fuck, yeah, keep it going. Sorry if it seemed a little weird up here. I was almost late for my time up here. I was just outside smoking a cigarette when they called me. Homeless guy was talking to me. He asked me for some money, which is fine. But I said, sorry, man, I don't have any cash on me. And he said, you got to spend money to make money. So I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that means. He was wearing a New York Jets jersey. That guy's had a tough life. I'm trying to get better at Small Talk. Fellas, you're getting very late to this. You guys ever hear, hey, man, more than two shakes, and you're playing with it. You guys ever hear that? More than two shakes and you're playing with it. Some guys say that to me earlier when I was taking a piss. He was like, hey, man, more than two shakes and you're playing with it. I'd tell him, brother, I'm beating my dick over here. Absolutely hilarious. Smooth. Smooth back half of this episode. My goodness. I'm nervous for everybody as they come up here.