GPOW

I know I look like I build benches and stress tests them with my ass. I know I look like a carpenter's sleep paralysis team. And what do you mean there's a weight limit? I'm getting to the size now where my clothes have no name brands anymore. These suspenders, guys, you've seen them holding down a dresser in the back of your buddy's Tacoma. Come on. These are load-bearing, guys. Come on. I've been trying to do something about it. I've been going to Overeaters Anonymous, you know? It's like AA for, you know, beautiful people. It's not working. It's really not working. Fuck. Perfect. It's really not. You did it. First visit, guys. They give you a gold coin as a commemorative thing, and I immediately tried to pull the foil off the outside of it. Not for me.