Riley Gilmore

What's up, guys? Yo, so I've been trying to buy eggs. I have a hard time buying eggs. There's 40 different types of eggs at the store. And they're like messing with you too. It's like different price points for each torture level that the chickens go through. It feels like they're blackmailing you. They're like, you pay a little bit more and we'll let them out of their cage. What's going on in the egg aisle? They're like, you pay us 10 bucks, we'll let them out in the field. But if you want cheap eggs, we're going to beat the fuck out of these chickens. We're going to. We're going to torture the shit out of them for $2. It's like, what? I'm having an emotional breakdown in the egg aisle. Like, how much money do I have to care about chickens? I'm like, how about $5? We'll go easy on them for $5. Piece of shit. All right, thank you guys very much. I love that. Cage Free A. It's right there.

The other day I got a sad ending massage. They busted on me. So it was just kinda like, what the fuck dude? Fucking Groupon. You know, mom, can you pick me up? Not going back there. But that place sucks. I was, I was thinking about that phrase, thoughts and prayers. It's like people said after tragedy, they're like, I send you my thoughts and my prayers. I get send you your prayers. That makes sense. But it's like you wanna send your thoughts. Say, yeah, I'm praying for your family tits. Thinking about getting a bike. What else? Fucking might have lasagna later, but dang. Lasagna titties. That'd be cool.