Tim Hill

All right how's it going everybody good beautiful beautiful i had uh my wife had to call an ambulance for me not too long ago i had a kidney failure it wasn't really as bad as kidney failure it was acute kidney failure it was actually kind of adorable uh but she called an ambulance nonetheless she called an ambulance and uh to my house came uh two paramedics uh they walked into my home and i found there were two non-binary paramedics which is great you know and I'm fine with that and i understand why they put them in the same car you know why ruin two totally normal people's day just put them in the same bus and let them yammer at each other all day i don't know i don't know what they do but but i got the lgbt bus that day and they and I'm fine with that like i said i want everybody to be who they want to be I'm just not sure if that specifically you should you know what i mean should be allowed I'm not sure if you should be on the front lines of saving lives if you don't know who you are first all right thank you thank you

Austin, Texas. Is everybody doing good on New Year's? Good, good. So I just want to say every woman in the world, every woman reaches an orgasm differently. Fellas listen, every woman comes differently. Every woman takes a little something different to reach a climax. I was dating a lady one time who could only come while she was on top. My last girlfriend could only come when she was getting fucked from behind. The lady I'm with right now can only come if she's getting fucked by a black guy and I'm tied up. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. But tomorrow I'm gonna be a couple years sober actually and don't woo, I have a minute. But I was in Narcotics Anonymous for a long time and there was this lady she was in my group. She was in Narcotics Anonymous. She was there for weed. there was this lady, she was in my group, she was in Narcotics Anonymous, she was there for weed. And you know, I respect everybody, but like fuck that lady. You know what, it's like, hey, you know, we do heroin and benzos in your sweetheart, alright? Get a story or get out, okay?