Trevor Lewis

Hey, how we doing tonight? Anybody here from out of town? Welcome. Welcome to Austin. We got a lot of homeless people in Austin. Not sure if you noticed or I mean the, the unhoused, right? I don't get that one. Unhoused. We're just moving a suffix to a prefix. It would be like if instead of saying retarded, we said tared again. Woo. That boy, He's tared again. I don't know. So much is happening. It's hard to keep up. You gotta get your news wherever you can get it. Like I was driving down the highway the other day and I saw a billboard that said, Hey Texans Democrats now support communism. Republicans don't. Which would be crazy if that actually changed anybody's mind. Right? Like, oh hey, you don't say, but actually I think it'd be great to find out things this way. Like it would've really helped me out if I was driving down the highway and I saw a big sign that said, Hey Trevor Patrick's fucking your girlfriend. That Would've helped Me out.

In my experience, black people listen, are less uptight about race than white people are. You feel how tense the white people are? I used to drive DoorDash in a ski town and let's be honest, not a lot of black people ski. So I was driving DoorDash, this is a true story. And I pulled into a busy parking lot at the base of the ski village to drop off an order. And I called up my guy, I said, Hey, I got your food. I'm pulling up. I'm in a silver Nissan Rogue. And he said, alright, I'm black. I found him. I was surprised he said that. But he was being helpful and actually he was more helpful than I was because there were more silver Nissan rogues and black people in that parking lot.