Steve Francois

I was raised in a toxic era back when Democrats hated blacks and gays. Homophobic ran rampant. I said that the other day had a show and some gay dude got scared. I was like, bro, I'm the one with the phobia. You don't know how words work? It's like, gee, I'm worried about my butthole. But like, nah, when you like a dude, right, and you in love, you do some gay shit, you get me? You feel with me? Like, when you like a girl, you be talking to, you start laying on your belly kicking your feet like this. Gay shit, you get me? But, like, when you really, really love her, do some real gay shit, like, she suck your dick and you kiss her right after. You don't even hesitate. You like, gobble, gobble, give me that dick, y'all. Give me my dick, y'all. I love you, baby.

I'm a suburb negro. My black friends don't like it. They be real judgmental. They be like, yo bro, I don't know how you cool with white people, y'all. I don't like the way white people treat us. I feel like white people treat us like dogs. And I'm like, have you seen the way white people treat dogs? Oh man, you, y'all, how good is your life? How good is your existence? You not trying to be treated like a white dog. Yo white people treat the dog better than they treat their family. Whoever you ever see this shit, they'll send their parents off to a home and then adopt a three-legged rescue. Name the dog.