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Folks What if I told you there was a place where brilliant minds could collide where you could be drowning in pussy even if you're only the size of big mic celebrities around every corner and women that want you bad nothing but not and tense, folks, would you be interested in that? Well, welcome to Epstein's Island. I'm sure you won't forget it. I'm trying not to get sued here, so everything I say is alleged. It's always perfect weather. I wonder who controls that. Probably the guys with the beady eyes and one-fourth of a hat. If Bill Clinton comes in under four minutes, minutes there's four more weeks of winter but he only comes in Asian women or as he likes to call them squinters in his bathroom there was a black midget taking a bath it was the world's first sopping wet three-fifths of one half Trump was at the table tricking muslins into eating pork he was sitting on JD Vance and J.D. Vance was on all force They were eating with Anthony Fauci, and right before they prayed, Fauci turned into a fucking bat and flew away. It was crazy. And slept with a prostitute, and after they had sex, she stepped onto the balcony to smoke a candy cigarette. Stephen Hawking was on the treadmill, yelling, until I hit his eject button, and he flew across the room. There was an Arab woman She didn't take cash. She preferred that I threw rocks. She stripped down as much as a Muslim can. She took her socks halfway off. There was a black stripper, a smoke show with beautiful ebony skin. She stripped all her clothes off and stripped all the paint off and then she was white again. And I couldn't believe she did black face. That's racist. That's fucked. So I only paid her half price once she redid all the makeup. I got dragged to the island, got my friend Leanne. She had a tampon in her permitting, too. And not a single ball that left the island was blue. I want to go, but I didn't want to miss the show because ever since I was a young, young boy, I had FOMO.
I remember the first time I caught my parents fucking, my mom had to sit me down and gimme the talk. She says son, when a man and a woman love each other very much that buy a ball gag. And I said, mom put a shirt on. And while my mom went to put a shirt on, my dad came to gimme the same talk. He said, Sean, I'm autistic. And I found out the other day that I look autistic. 'cause I went to the Olive Garden and the waitress handed me crayons and paper And I was trying to explain that to her that that's dehumanizing. But dehumanizing is really hard to pronounce when you're chewing on a fist full of crayons and have a ball gag in your mouth. Thank you guys very much.