Gregory Simpleton

Hola. Happy Independence Day, United States of Jerusalem. It's hard to buy groceries because the prices are always going up. I forgot to meditate. You can join me if you want. Breathe in. Breathe out. Grateful to be in Austin, Texas. Breathe in. Breathe out. Grateful to be at the Comedy Mothership. Breathe in. Breathe out. Grateful in 18 years of marriage, my wife has had one orgasm. Breathe in. Breathe out. Sorry for my legs. So it's hard to buy groceries because the prices are always going up, And I want to say thank you to Donald J. Trump for sending us $90.