John O'Campo

Yeah they had me on riddling when i was a kid so oh here he is hey y'all uh i might have fucked up um i was supposed to come up here if i had a minute but i was too busy getting pussy last night to write a minute and like i came twice in her pussy though so that was good it's like a it's really an improvement because usually like I'm too busy getting fucked by black guys in the ass so like now at least I'm a little straighter and the thing about getting fucked by black guys in the ass is like you can turn the lights off because you don't got to see them you know you just got to feel a lot but I'm really happy that I'm I'm you know a little straighter now i like white pussy better because i am one fourth black that's why i make these black jokes and so like i got a fucking eight inch hog fucking nine inches when i take that rhino pill that blue shoe sorry tony the blue shoe and so when i take that blue shoe you know like uh it's like it becomes a Gandalf stick like a staff it's like the it tells the air you shall not pass and then uh i let it pass when i take it out it makes this queef sound like the fart noise it reminds me of when i used to black guys in the ass too but yeah shit fuck i can't believe i came up here thank you everyone fuck