Cade Shelton

Uh, how y'all doing? I was talking to my liberal friend the other day. He was telling me black people can't be racist. It's like a power structure thing. There's like layers to it and all. Which I thought was pretty wild. I thought we were done telling black people what they can't do. You know what I mean? Like, I don't engage in that activity. Every time I see my black friends, I'm like, dude, you could be as racist as you. Fucking put your minds who don't listen to these gay nerds Don't fucking do it. All right No, but I'm happy for black guys. They kind of have like the Mario star for racism right now You know they could run through walls. They could do whatever the fuck they want They can go into 7-eleven right now roll their eyes and nobody says shit. They used to be us Is this what it's like to have your thing stolen? You know I mean well, we were stealing jazz and rock and roll We never thought that they would double back for racism You know I mean we didn't even think to lock it up You know? We didn't even think to put racism behind like that plastic barrier. You lift it up, it fucking goes BEEE! We didn't put racism behind that. No, but racism is a hot commodity these days. I can tell because like that's where the OnlyFans girls go, you know? They pivot to right-wing grifter. You know, the pussy picks didn't work out. Time to break out the hard R. Which is just wild to me.