Pedro Franco

Everybody, so I saw that the lady that wrote Harry Potter, she was borderline homeless when she was working on the book. And that made a lot of sense to me, because I can't think of a better way of coming up with that story than being surrounded by crackheads. Like, I can see it in my head. Like, she's got the notebook walking around, there's a crackhead in the corner, like... She's like, hey, buddy, what you got going on? There's a school for wizards. Oh, that's pretty good. Okay. How do you get to this school? You gotta get invited by now. All right, that's a pretty good idea. She has to do no work. You know, she keeps walking, there's a guy in the alley like this on the wall. You know, she's like, what do you got going on? There's a train station behind this wall. You know what I'm saying? Okay, you guys hated that bit. All right. You should do this well. Okay, let's pivot to something else. I'm happy to be here. I'm always happy to be anywhere in America. In Brazil, it's a huge step up. You know what I'm saying? When you get to this country, people warn you about how dangerous it is. You know, they say, hey, be careful in America. A lot of scam calls. Dude, the scam calls in Brazil is like a guy calls your house at midnight being like, I have your son. You know what I'm saying? But it's still a scam. They called my house when I was 13. I went in the morning. The guy's like, we have Pedro. I was like, I'm Pedro. He's like, fuck.