Steve C Duncan

I've got three children. I've got a 26-year-old, a 23-year-old, a 23-year-old, and a 4-year-old. Having these three children has inspired me to create an app for men like me. I'm calling this app His Directory, His Directory, a platform for men to be able to meet women that have had a His Derectomy. Because I know I don't speak for myself when I say that my pull-out game is trash. My pull-out game is non-existent. You don't how if you break a mirror, you're going to have seven years of bad luck? Well, if you sleep with me, I'm sorry, baby, but you're fixing to have 18 years of bad luck. On the subject of unwanted children, did you know that you can go to anything? any fire station in this country and drop your child off, no questions asked. It's a law. It's a good law. It's for the kids, right? But let me warn you, those firefighters freak the fuck out whenever you go back and try to pick your kids up when your shift is over. Meow. Okay, I got a little bit more time. This girl got in my car the other day and she was like, wow, your car is so clean. I was like, yeah, I lit her.