Jack Argast

A lot of people think we might be living in like a simulation or like we're characters in a video game. That one bothers me because it tells me the guy playing me is also broke. He won't buy any of the credits. He's just playing the free version over and over again. It's brutal, dude. I'm really excited to be here. I actually just left my job to pursue comedy full time just a couple months ago. Living the dream. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I couldn't do the corporate life anymore. You know, one-on-one meetings, fluorescent lights. The last straw for me was when they fired me. They brought me into this room and they were like, you know, based on your performance, we're going to have to let you go. And I said, if that's how you're going to treat me, I'm not coming in anymore. I did just move to Austin to pursue that dream from New York. And I do get a little homesick. So actually, I do appreciate the homeless population here. You know, one whiff brings me right back home, walking down 6th Street. One difference I have noticed, though, is the homeless people here all have shopping carts. And it got me thinking. It's like, maybe if you weren't out shopping all the time, you could afford an apartment. What are we doing here, guys? Thank you very much.