Joey T

Guys, my name is Joey. Which is gay for Joseph. Guys, I know my name's gay because really straight guys won't say it. You know who I'm talking about when I say you're a really straight guy? Guy who shakes your hand too hard? Guy who lowers his voice a whole octave just to sound more badass? Yeah, real Uncle Lazer, top filler. Guys, I met Uncle Lazer before. I shook his hand. Said, my name's Joey, nice to meet you. Looked me in the eye and said, nice to meet you, Joe. You just drop that Y like it was a gay baby. Oops. I wasn't, you know, mad. You know, I'm used to people dropping the Y, right? You know, I'm just curious. You think he does that to ladies' names too? Uncle Lazor meets a Peggy. Nice to meet you, pig. Love a good pig. You guys like toys in the bedroom? Hell yeah, I love toys in the bedroom. Last night I fucked my girl on a pile of tech decks. You guys think I'm joking? You guys think I smuggled these tech decks into the comedy mothership just to do this bit?