Michael Hogman

Something kind of embarrassing happened to me. I, I, I tripped and fell on my face. Luckily nobody saw, I'm just kidding. Everybody saw, everybody saw in the whole pack theater because I was on this show and I fell on this stage and nobody laughed, which is good. Normally if you fall, you're like, I hope nobody laughs. And It was fucked up because the next week I saw somebody fall right off their e-bike and everybody laughed. Everybody thought it was hilarious. So anyways, but it wasn't my fault. Everybody asked like, were you shitfaced? I was like, yes, I was shitfaced, but it was Heidi's fault. I was in the back. I was waiting to do my show and then she just walked right past me.