Olivia Searcy

I was single for six years until recently now at seven all right that's only partially true i really was single for a long time i am dating someone now and he's great but the other day i snapped at him and because of that i thought he was going to break up with me and all i could think about in that moment was how pathetic it was going to be having to disassemble my cpap machine that's at his house it's like i do not want to do that that is degrading I've worked a lot of different jobs over the years and i think the weirdest job that i worked was i was a bartender at a swingers club in the basement of a day's end lobby yeah some of you look familiar um yeah this is such a shitty bar nobody wanted to work there but we had comedy night there once a week so i was like I'm here all the time anyways I'll just be the bartender here and i think the most awkward thing that i ever saw was uh one time i had to break up a pussy eating contest that was happening on the bar yeah boy did i feel like a prude ruining their good time i had to be like hey cut that out that's where i eat on my lunch break this is messed up and that is all thank you.