Jeremy Jonas

I have kids. I like 'em. Sometimes they ask me if I have favorites. I just give 'em the rankings. 1, 2, 3. I feel like the feedback's important, but I, I know I have favorites 'cause I took 'em, two being we're going down the river. I had all three kids stuffed in one tube and then the water started getting real rough. We hit something, they went flying three different directions and I had to make choices. So my kids saw the rankings in real time. 'cause I went 1, 2, 3. I swam past a kid to get the one I really wanted. Literally like swimming, locking eyes with my son. Like, you gotta do better, bro. It's good to be here. I, I feel like it's healthy to do things without your spouse. The other night though, this lady saw my ring, said, maybe you should go home to your wife. I said, maybe you should finish the lap Dance. Gen Z strippers. No work ethic.