Glenn From New York

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Hello, Austin. I am Glen From New York. I am 65 years old, and I have been married for 32 years. Don't applaud. You never met the bitch three decades plus with the same woman. I don't know how I freaking did it. Okay. I don't, women are batshit crazy. I think everything I'm about to tell you, everything I am about to tell you is 100% true. Okay. My wife, when I first met her, she was this beautiful girlfriend, looked just like Winona Rider. A friend of mine told me, you want to know what your girlfriend's gonna look like in 25 years? Look at a picture of her mother. I was, it looked like she put her fucking face in a volcano. But the, but the worst part, the worst part, ladies and gentlemen, is the sex stops. Okay. When my wife hit fucking menopause, that was the end of fucking, I tried everything with her. I tried making the bedroom with incense candles. I, I, I asked her how her day was every day, even though I didn't give a flying fuck. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much. Wow.