Mickayla Jay

I live in Austin, yeah. That's awesome man. Keep signing up for the show. You're fucking awesome. Thank you. So Jeremy, we'd love to see another set from you. Here's a big joke book. Jeremy Jonas. Everybody. Jeremiah's going Peepee. There goes Jeremy Jonas, everybody. All right ladies and gentlemen, we're keeping it moving along here. Your next bucket pool goes by the name of McKayla J. Everybody, McKayla. J I've been getting my mushrooms from a guy I met at the gas station. That way I know it's gonna be a quick trip. Good, good, good. I didn't know what jokes I wanna do tonight. I was gonna do my suicide jokes, but people don't really like suicide jokes. I don't know why they kill me. All right, good. I have a, I have a lot of personal experiences with suicide. The man that I dated before, my ex-husband did kill himself. And then my ex-husband, when I confronted him that he was cheating, he tried to kill himself and he failed. But guys, I think the next one might try and stay, be really cool if he did. Oh, it's hard to talk about my ex-husband and like, you know, the suicide attempt, the cheating, the divorce. 'cause it's embarrassing, you know, because he is ugly, so, so I'm making it work though. You know, I'm out here, I'm dating again. I'm a modern nineties kind of gal. I got a roster. Keep one guy on there for rough stuff. I call that my designated hitter. Thank you guys so much. I'm Mikayla