Jose Manuel Cisneros

Hello, my name is Jose Manuel Cisneros. I will tell joke now. No, I don't really talk like that, you racist. But I am Mexican, so I do procreate. I have four boys. One is 21, 19, and 18. I call them the original trilogy. And then we have a nine-year-old, which I'm still kind of debating the reboot or the prequel. So we're debating that, but... If any of you guys have kids, the other day, me and the soon-to-be ex-wife, we're cleaning the house because we're going to have people over for something. And he's playing Minecraft in the living room, and it's cool. An hour before I say, hey, Reboot, can you please get off the game? He says, give me a sec, Dad. I'm almost done. Sure. We got an hour. 45 minutes come. Hey, Reboot, can you get off the game? Give me a sec, Dad. I'm almost done. Sure, sure. 30 minutes. Can you get off the game? And my teeth keep getting tighter and tighter, right? Like your parents, remember that? 15 minutes. Get off the game. Give me a sec. 10 minutes. Give me a sec. People are over. And I finally go, can you please get off the game? And he says, give me a sec. And I say, I've been giving you lots of sex for the last hour.