AI Harland Williams

How you doing? My guy figured I would do a couple David Lucas roast jokes if that's okay with everybody. David Lucas is so fat and black. The only thing he tips is a scale. David Lucas has dreads. You know what else has dread his zippers and buttons. How the fuck are they supposed to stay on that fat piece of shit? David Lucas is the only person who thinks he's gonna get groceries after he eats the booty. That's a thinker and a stinker. David Lucas is so fat. When liberals see him, they tell him Black lives matter twice. David Lucas is actually Catholic. He celebrates Ash Wednesday. Ash Thursday Ash Friday this Ash Friday next Ash Friday Ash Friday after next this guy's fucking ashy. If David Lucas dies and gets cremated, he'll be less ashy than he is today. David Lucas has made George Floyd jokes but in his defense he was hungry and thought he was doing George Foreman jokes. David Lucas puts the sphere in Rogan's sphere fat piece of shit. David Lucas is known as a conservative comedian. He is a member of maga, the NRA, the PIG the needs more O2. The OPP, the KFC, the BMI, the OREO and the F-A-T-F-U-C-K. David Lucas just had an ankle monitor installed. It's just a mirror attached to his hand so he can see his ankles again. David Lucas answers the question, what if black people didn't like Drusky? David Lucas is the only guy who's after he is been PR called caught his refrigerator. David Lucas fell recently because he's so fat. When asked if he needed first aid he said No, I need Kool-Aid. David Lucas hopes to someday see the seven wonders of the world. He calls the seven Wonders of the world, his toes, his Dick, his balls a good credit score. His father a thigh gap In the age of 50, page two. You almost. Can I pay you to stop? Yes. Me. Not many people know that David Lucas is part of the BDSM community. Black diabetic supporting maga. David Lucas is so fat. If he was a slave he'd be cool whipped. David Lucas always talks about how many bitches he gets, but every time I see him with a girl, I think it's his stunt. Double stunt. Double. Double with fries. Easy Girl. David Lucas was recently in a movie and he is already been cast in new remakes of other classic action films. Breathe Hard Men in Black, big and Tall. Predator Eats Alien. 40 years a Slave to Cake Food Fellas, fat Man, the Dark Knight, 300 pounds. And finally eating everything everywhere all at once. Yeah. Thank you so much.