Jo Ellis

My name is Joe, and because we're in Texas, I'm legally required to tell you all that I am trans. Don't worry, they took my guns at the door. Yeah. You're safe for now. I go by Joe, J-O. I used to go by Joe J-O-E. But like most things with transition, you just cut off the parts you don't like. Yeah. Speaking of guns, I actually do love guns. You know, us trannies are always packing something. And it's hard to conceal carry a glock when you're hiding a cock. Yeah, and I love my guns so much. You know, I really only came out of the... closet to make room for more guns. And because I'm on hormones, people ask me, and they say, is it safe for you to be around so many guns? And the hormones make me emotional sometimes, like a woman on her period. But not unstable. Like not so unstable, I'd shoot up a Catholic school. Oh, a little dark for the mothership. I asked a priest about that joke, and he said, finish blowing me first. He didn't say that. I'd transition. I'm not a boy anymore.

My name is Jo Ellis. I have served in the military for 16 years as a Black Hawk pilot. Yep. Happy pride. I've been fired by President Trump. He said You're fired. Yep. So I figured I'd start my career in standup comedy. I hear it's very lucrative. So here I am, first time signing up and this is exciting. I'm not sure if you could tell that I was trans. I'm always like kinda self-conscious about my voice. I figured it'd give me away. But men I've been with lately actually said it was my dick. Yeah. So that answered that question. Being fired is not the only surprise I've had this year. I was also accused of crashing my Black hawk into an airliner in DC back in January. I don't know if y'all saw that. It kind of blew up online. There it is. Yeah. Yeah. Trans terrorists that committed a murder suicide killing 67 people including myself. And during the doxing process when I was number two on Twitter that weekend, I was, they found out I'm converting into Judaism. And so trans and Jewish. If you haven't noticed, my hobby lately is collecting identities that people hate. Thank you.