Chris Gerassimou

Thank you. You nailed my last name. Gerassimou. Sounds like I'm a dinosaur from Jurassic Park. Unfortunately, I have a neck long enough to also be a dinosaur from Jurassic Park. How funny that joke is who depends on where you're sitting. This guy had the perfect view over here. Careful, this is a splash zone. But it's a Greek name. My people invented both democracy and anal. You're welcome Tony. But it's a stereotype because in ancient Greece, the Spartans actually had gay sex to help the Army's team chemistry. That's pretty crazy, right? To think that fucking your boys makes you fight better? How did they find that out? And how embarrassing was it? And they realized there's like no correlation between any other boys being better soldiers. That's what was gay. I don't know.