William Montgomery

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My mother was watching the news the other night, and she heard people talk about doxing one another.…

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Sancho Pancho

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What's going on? Hell yeah. So even though I'm 5-1, I am into taller women, and so that could be hard…

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Mario Zapata

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A lot of crazy stuff going on to Minneapolis. Why's everybody mad at all these Somaliers? They whining…

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Robert Carroll

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Kill Tony. Wonderful. So, I'm on shrooms. I got a lead with that. Sorry. What are the odds? This is my…

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Tarique Morales

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Hell yeah. You guys remember when driving a Tesla made you a Nazi? I miss those days. I like being called…

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Dedrick Flynn

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And I think on the reason that we got these little self-driving-ass cars in Austin is because there's…

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Taija

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Hey, I just slept with my first white woman. Hey, I'm glad you proud, nigga, because my girl was pissed…

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Greg McCowan

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Yo, what's going on? Kill Tony. Yo, recently I've been trying to date, but it's been very hard with an…

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Jack Shaw

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Ever since getting on this show, I have never been called autistic more in my entire life. And when I…

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BHC Tommy

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Last Christmas, a Corpus Christi coroner was in court for having intercourse with corpses. And they said…

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Lorenzo Tyree

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So, uh, I don't do one night stands anymore. I do two night stands. Otherwise, it looks, you know, makes…

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Sion Lazar

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Well, I just came from Shanghai. I'm sorry if some of my humor doesn't land. But I'm used to talking…

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Leyla Ingalls

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Hey, Mothership, it's good to be here. I've always had a nervous energy about me my whole life. But stand-up…

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Timmy No Brakes

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Big Pop in the beginning, listen, a lot of people have been saying, Timmy No Jokes this, Timmy No Jokes…

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