Kane

Did you meet Red Dawn? I mean forget about Kane it's the Undertaker, how awesome is that right? I'm supposed to do like 60 seconds of stand up, so guys hang with my alright. You know I lost my mind after I got out of wrestling and went into politics, and as someone who has done both now I can tell you that politics is just like wrestling, it's just not nearly as entertaining. In wrestling we got great heels like Rowdy Roddy Piper and Rick Flair... Randy Orton. In politics we've got Dr Anthony Fauci. And here's the thing, I'm not even talking about the Covid stuff okay. This dude funded experiments in which Beagles were tortured to death. Kane is a sadistic monster, but even he loves puppies. And if you think that the storylines in WWE are wild, I've got one for you. The government is going to give billions of dollars without any oversight or accountability to Somali immigrants in Minnesota to build daycares, and then it's like everyone is aghast because there's no daycares but there's a lot of new Somali millionaires. Speaking of Minnesota, you guys may have seen this a while back, governor Tim Waltz claimed that he could kick the assess of Trump supporters, so I challenged him to a charity wrestling exhibition. You guys are gonna be shocked... he never got back to me. I guess that's why they call him Tampon Tim.