Martin Phillips

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What's up? What's going on? I flew with my dog and he was freaking out. I was like, man, chill. I haven't...

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Aaron Spahler

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How you guys doing? Hell yeah. So I've never lived in a city before. I've always been like a small town...

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Vanessa Scaduto

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What is up, Austin? I'm an older broad. You know, it's kind of obvious a little bit, right? And every...

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Michael Hines

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I got cheated on by a Native American girl. She was a Navajo. I've been getting a lot of Andrew Tate...

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Katie Carter

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I got groomed when I was in high school. Groomed, not molested, because I've never been much of a closer...

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Chris Silio

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Is she even hot? I fucking can't wait for robot eyes. God damn it. I miss tits so much. Elon Musk keeps...

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Michael Scott

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I got a Roomba recently. He's black. He cleans my house. It's a sweet deal. What is the black bass bass...

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Eric Biggs

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What's going on, Austin. I think too many people in this town, especially men go to counseling. I don't...

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Davey Wester

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You guys have had rednecks and cerebral palsy people. You've never had it blended together, you fucking...

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Victoria Lang

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So I'm a poll dancer, and when I say that, a lot of people think that means stripper, and I'm not. But...

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Eric McLaughlin

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I was at the airport yesterday. I was thinking, you could just point at anybody in here and yell, that...

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Jonathan Jernigan

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Anybody ever change your entire personality because of a TV show? I just stopped wearing my glasses because...

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Dedrick Flynn

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Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I got some beef for Austin, Texas. I don't wanna be the dark storm...

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