Royal Oats

It's Royal Oates. I don't know if you could tell about looking at me in the cleavage that I'm showing right now, but it's a lot of muscle up under here, right? And you know, the first thing they say about people when they got muscles, right, is they're on steroids. And I don't have a problem with steroids because steroids is cool, right? I have a problem with what they say about people on steroids, right? Like this one trick tried to come at me, and she was like, I know you're a dick that scribbled up to this small because of all the steroids you use. And I had to correct her, right? I was like, first of all, bitch. It's not your dick, they say. It's your balls, right? And I've never had sex with a woman when she could, I never had sex with a woman and she gets on the phone with a home girl the next day. And she's like, oh, hello? She's like, hello? She said, hey, bitch, what you doing? None, what you doing? Nothing did you fuck Royal? She said and did she said how was the dick? She said the dick was good, bud She said uh-uh, but what bitch? She said bitch. He had small balls, right? I'm talking about balls so small Who could have went to Vegas and shot dice with the motherfuckers, okay? Right? She said, she said, here I am being a freaky bitch trying to get tea bag, and this nigga brought salt and pepper packages. That's the end.