Tim Reichert

Tell you a bit about myself, folks. Actually, my wife told me this the other day. She said, you know, you're the kind of dick. that inspires people to put the word weed afterwards. You're a dick weed. The thing that I just told you about myself is that I'm married to that cunt. It's all right. I only do that joke because she's in the room and it's her favorite. Because she wrote it. Actually, she wrote the setup. I wrote the punchline. It's a team effort. Marriage is a team sport. One of my uncles on my wedding day, he told me, said, Tim, you know, the best thing about marriage is you get to share all the good things in your life with someone else, which is kind of obvious. discovered that the best thing about marriage is you get to share all the bad things in life with someone else. So it cuts all your bad shit in half, right? It's like, I'm not in debt. We're in debt. I'm not getting evicted. We're getting evicted. I don't have chlamydia. We're getting a divorce. So, you know, you share the good, you share the bad.