Michael Hines

I got cheated on by a Native American girl. She was a Navajo. I've been getting a lot of Andrew Tate alpha male content in my feet lately, so the algorithm hasn't figured me out. Just because I hate liberal f*** doesn't mean I like conservative ones. And it's because they'll make one video make in front of some dork's pronouns, but then the next one they call themselves an Omega Sigma alpha male. And those are just pronouns for fratiorans. pronouns for frat dudes, which is fucking gay. AI scammers and Indian scammers have both been evolving at a breakneck pace to compete. It's a real space race to see who can act human first. And it's impressive the Indians are keeping up with the digital war because they're fighting a physical war of Pakistan, World War Poo. Are you familiar? Let's hope it doesn't go pukeler, you know? Every trans woman I've ever met has been mentally ill. So maybe they are women. with a strong dismount. Yes, sir.

I want to be the strong silent type like John Wayne, but I'm really more of a fat gay clown like John Wayne Gacy. I'm polyamorous just not by choice. Every girl I fuck is banging someone else. The two things taking jobs in this country are AI and Allah. I think marriage is a lot like hitting women. If you think you would never do it, you probably just haven't met the right girl. My opinion on abortion is you probably shouldn't unless it's mine. 'cause I'm just really not ready to be a dad yet. So, you know, same as every guy. Do you guys know why Jesus is in such good shape? He's the original CrossFitter.

Wow. This is exciting. You know, believe it or not, this is the second most exciting thing to happen to me today, though. I saw a UFO on the way over here. An unidentified flying object. Really? It was a non-binary person jumping off the bridge over there. But they didn't identify as anything. Went from she her, she her to see her lit. She they them to she her later. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's, you know, more of an unidentified falling object. But for a second, there for a second. Ozzy Osborne's finally in hell. Do you think it's everything he dreamed it would be? I'm sure it's not that bad though. With all the scientists there. They gotta have it air conditioned by now. You know, it's probably a party. I voted for Trump guys and I regretted it week one. Week one. He took away my food stamps. What the fuck? He said, I gotta work 40 hours a week to get 'em. If I work 40 hours a week, I wouldn't need fucking food stamps. Yeah.