Lisa Mendoza

This is my impression of an ex-cop dyslexic sandwich maker. I make a BA mean BLM. My favorite thing that came out of the internet was that SpongeBob gangster meme where he has like a mafia suit and a grill and some rings. I feel like a really good character that would be a good gangster would be Tigger. 'cause he like comes out of the a hundred acre hood, he's like friends with like a single mom with a kid and then he's just like, I'm the realest and I double go. Or when I moved here from South America, I took one year of American high school and during that year the video game, ghost Recon Wildlife came out. So it's about cocaine and Bolivia and the students, like the boys knew about the game and they would ask me if I brought some and I'd be like, sorry guys. I had to like cut a hole in it just so I can make my way back home. I lost handful to the cartel. Thank you.