Alvin Perry

Men, we do not make women come. It's a scientific fact that 90% of women do not come from penetration. Trust me, I do my research. I read Cosmopolitan. I'm gonna tell you what you do though. If you here with a woman tonight, go to her side of the bed. She keep it junk over there for a reason. She don't want nobody messing with her stuff. Reach up under the bed. There's gonna be a box up under there. Pull that box out. When you open up that box gonna light up like the holy grail, you'll be like, what the fuck is this? Inside that box gonna be a rose that didn't come from the garden. A war. And no wizard. Bullets that don't go in guns. That's what's making her come. I've been on my wife 15 years, married to a 10. Plenty of time we've had sex. I fell asleep feeling real good about myself. Like yeah, I did that. I woke up, I heard I just hold a hand for more support like do your thing, girl. Do your thing. Thank y'all.