Miranda Meadows

When I finger my girlfriend on her period, my finger goes in like this and it comes out like this. It'll be creep walking away. When I was a kid, I used to have nightmares and I'd pee the bed. And recently, I found out I'm a squirder. Think back to those times, I had nightmares and I'd pee the bed and I realized, oh, I was just sleeping next to my uncle. The uncle that molested me taught me a lot. He taught me how to roll my ars so that when I got older, I could say, rape. I was molested in the state of Michigan. He touched me here. Little sister to us over there at the comedy store holding it down. Great energy's always there and on stage. Louis J. Gomez. Miranda, you remind me of my niece, which is kind of ironic. It's molested me than my ugly-ass uncle.