James Swanson III

I recently got engaged to the woman of my dreams. Love is blind, and it is also three feet, six inches. I fell in love with the midget. I can only handle half of a woman's problems. When we go out on dates, I carry her in the front pack like a little baby kangaroo. We always get our 50% off discount. And we only have short arguments. But the best part is my dick looks huge next to a midget. First time I've ever been in two hands at the same time. And I feel like a giant because when I'm standing up giving her the money shot, she's standing up too like she's in the shower. We only got one problem, Austin. She's always trying to 69, but she can only 3rd to 4.5. So while she's sucking my dick, I'm licking her kneecaps. Don't laugh. Like, kneecaps is delicious. I just put a little honey on them.