Will Hunsinger

Here we go. Feels good to be here, man. I love doing this shit. It's my favorite part of my night every night. It's going to perform for you guys. I still got my day job and everything. My day job of an engineer. I got my degree in aerospace engineering, which is not what you want to hear right now. I know that. Because you don't want someone working on airplanes who has other dreams. You know what I'm saying? We told too many kids they can, like, be anything when they grow up, you know what I mean? That's why the doors were flying off at Boeing because... Because somewhere the door guy just wanted to dance. You know what I'm saying? You know what dreamers making airplanes, all right? You want autism making airplanes. That's... You want the type of guy when, like, his peas touches mashed potatoes, he freaks out. Like, that... We're cool! And you're like, good, Tyler, good, okay. Calm down. Give him more Pokemon carts. We're paying him in Pokemon carts. We gave him a Charzard last week. He finished the whole fucking plane. This kid's incredible.

Happy Black History Month, everybody. We made it through it. Huh. It got me thinking about, like, all the different color barriers that have been crossed, Jackie Robinson, all these great people. I was thinking, I wish there were more black serial killers. I think it would be kind of fun, you know? Because to be honest with you right now, how fun would Science of Lambs have been if that guy was like, put the cocoa butter in the basket? That would have been pretty good. If the cops are trying to figure it out. Like, there's a bunch of thick white women going missing. I wonder who it could be. I see scared white faces in here. I don't like that at all. You guys all looked at the band to see if you could laugh. I don't like that. All right. I'll give you this olive branch at least. You know, if he was eating those girls, at least they'd be properly seasoned. That's fair. So listen to me. Jeffrey Dahmer, that dude was from Wisconsin. That food was bland as fuck, okay? But Jayvon Dahmer, invite me to the cookout, all right? I'll eat a white bitch's foot if you put it with cornbread. That's soul food, you guys. That's soul food. All right, that's my time