OG Rod Eccles

Like you said, I'm O.G. Rod Eccles, man. I just turned 60. Yep, starting wearing disposable underwear. Yes, sir. I gave the government 20 years of my life. I did six years in the Air Force. 14 years federal prison. Tired from prison, though. PTSD, post-traumatic sex disorder. Yeah, from no conjugal visits. Just got it here. I went and got me some edibles. I tried some edibles. I said, hey, I want to try some edibles. try some edible. She said, you like cookies? I said, shit, don't that look like I like cookies? She gave me a bag of six cookies. I fucked them up. She said, stop! I said, I'm eating these fucking cookies. She said, no, son, that's not what you're supposed to do. I said, what do you mean? She's supposed to take a cookie, you break it in half, and you eat it like that. I look at the lady, I said, ma'am, when you ever seen a fat motherfucker eat a half a cookie? That's my time.