Riley Galvin

Whoever created the phrase, it's not about the size of the dog in the fight. It's about the size of the fight and the dog. Clearly has never gambled on dog fighting. Always bet on the bigger dog. Ventriloquist. Ventriloquist. It sounds like such a thing. Fancier job title than what it is. Like it sounds like they all got together and decided on a ventriloquist because they're too afraid to tell their parents they wanted to fist cabbage patch dolls professionally. Do you guys think ventriloquists are just necrophiliacs with low self-esteem? Like they wanna mess around with lifeless things but don't have the confidence, you know? Like is Jeffrey Dom or just Jeff Dunham with stage fright? I'm a basketball fan, not like the Utah Jazz. Utah Jazz is funny though. Sounds like a bunch of racist Mormons got together to like for some diversity. No? Like they all got together. We're like, we need more black people in the state. What do they like? And the one went, basketball and jazz. That's my time.