Smiffy

What's up, n*ggas? You guys are easy. Y'all ever try to be friends with a gay person? I have, because I'm progressive, but you got to watch out for them. Because them n*ggas, they will try to fuck you. Like, I went out with buddy, and we went shot for shot. We was having a great fucking time. But he waited until I got good and drunk. I got good and drunk. And he started trying to challenge me to, like, weird games. He was like, yo, I bet you, I could beat you in a dick-sucking competition. And that shit really blew me because I'm like, there's no way I'm going to lose to a f***. Like, wait, listen, I'm not gay. I'm just competitive. Listen, times are changing. Times are changing. We got old n*gger Y-Ns now. Like, I don't know if y'all. ever thought about this, but whatever happened to old black people. They used to be in the church. They used to give great advice. An old n*gger at my job last week came up to me, and he was like, where the hose at? N*gger, your kids are the hos. What are you talking about? All right, yeah, that was my time.