Patricio Gutierrez

You know, in high school, everyone called me a scrub. And look at me now. I'm single, but I think are you single? It's kind of a weird question if you think about it. Like, are you asking if there's more than one of me? What do you mean in my single? Do you need glasses? Did you get your head? Or it could be booze, you know? I'm sure to some of y'all, I don't look single. I feel like the only people that would really not be single would be, like, enjoying twins. They're definitely double. But I am single. People ask me how my last relationship ended. She had a sleeping problem. She slept with everyone. So it was a bit of a problem there