DJ Cayotic

I'm gonna start this off with a confession um i am bald. It's true. I've been hat fishing women professionally now for a very long time. And the key to doing it right is to make sure the hat does not come off until the clothes come off. Because by that time, she's committed. It's too late. Got you, bitch. Got your ass. Didn't know I was ugly, did you? Ha ha. Recently, I've been told that with my hat on, I look like an ice target. With my hat off, I look like an ice employee. I can't help that I have resting ice face. And that's my time.