Louis Cervantez

I have a problem with talking to girls. I'm not really good at flirting. Like for instance, this morning I was leaving the gym and I saw this really hot girl walking towards me. I was like, I'm gonna want to talk to her, I'm going to do it so I held the door for her and she walked by. She goes, thank you so much and looks down at my feet. She goes, I really like your shoes and verbatim. What I said back was mm-hmm, I bought them. She's going to be single forever. My last girlfriend wasn't really my type. She used to put me in hypothetical situations. Like one time we were watching 51st dates with Adam Sandler, and she goes, you like this movie? And I go, yeah. She goes, well, let me ask you something. If I lost my memory, would you stick around and tell me, or would you leave like an asshole? And that's how she said it, so I knew what she wanted to hear. I was like, no, I'd stick around. I'd remind you of all the cool things we used to do, you know? And at the end of every night, I'd remind you how much you begged for A&L